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ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 4Scene 1: Ulqui's 'death'.Ulqui: *starts to fade away* Shit, already?! Omg what the hell, I was about to royally kick strawberry ass!! F*ckin' Kubo...Ichigo: Lets face it, Giggles, I'm hotter than you.Ulqui: Oh really? Tell that to all the Ulqui fans and everyone else who thinks your 'protection complex' has gone on for way too long.Ichigo: Look, I'm the frickin' MAIN CHARACTER. MAIN CHARACTERS HAVE TO SURVIVE. IT'S THE DIVINE LAW OF LITERATURE!!Ulqui: I take it you haven't read Deathnote...and all the other novels in which the main character kicks the bucket.Ichigo:...Asshole >_
ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 2Scene 1: Ulqui and Nnoitra talk (remake).Nnoitra: Hey. How nice of you to come and see me!Ulquiorra: But I didn't intend to--Nnoitra: It seems Pet-sama's breasts've gotten a lot bigger!Ulquiorra: *flushes inwardly* Please don't talk about those.Nnoitra: WHAT, HER BOOBS?Ulqui: Yes. Those.Nnoitra: Ok, so just to be clear, I'm definately NOT supposed to bring up her double wammies? Her melons are off the table! Hooters are a no-go area! Ixnay on the eveageclay!! *lol, pig latin*.Ulqui: *staring*...Are you done?Nnoitra: Yes. So, how was it?Ulqui: It was fi--Nnoitra: TITTIES!!!!Ulqui: ...*ceros Nnoitra and walks away*Ulqui:....Jackal (damn Viz translations XD) Scene 2: The old Shinigami guy vs Tia Harribel.Harribel: You shall pay for--Old Man: MAH MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEIR LIKE, 'IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS', DAMN RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! I CAN TEACH YOU, BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE--Harribel: *ceros him*...Harribel:...Old men are the wo